"I’m going on an adventure!"
"No you aren’t, come eat your fruit."
Pandas are unreal, so fluffy
#nO BUT YOU KNOW WHATS CUTE HE LOOKS SO NERVOUS THE WHOLE TIME AND THEN SHE TAKES A SEOND TO REPLY AND HES LIKE OH NO SHES GONNA SAY NO I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP AND THEN SHE SAYS YES SHE SAYS MORE THAN YES SHE SAYS ‘I’LL GIVE YOU ALL OF IT AND THEN SHE PANICS AND HE STARTS LAUGHING BUT NOT AT HER HE’S LAUGHING BECAUSE HE’S HAPPY BECAUS SHE SAID YES ND HE LOVES HER SO MUCH AND SHE SAID YES AND NOW HE GETS TO MARRY HER AND WOW CUTIES
why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout
heck you fricker
thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18
what the fuck
EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS
Cosmos: A Space Time Odyssey (2014)
It’s been a very long time since legitimate science has been on TV. People have been watching Ancient Aliens and shit and there are kids whose parents and even teachers don’t offer them any bona-fide scientific education. Cosmos is a big deal.
Especially airing on a network whose biggest audience are otherwise science-hating bible-thumpers and willfully ignorant douchebros.
All those shitty assholes stand a chance of at least finding out what a tardigrade is and if that makes any difference in their lives it can only be a positive one
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work